Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
Albino Hexachloride Rats
Lion Boner
Atomic Love Drug
Atomic Lion
Smoking War Peppers
Monkey Snake
Poison Hexachloride
Def Love
Poison Pancreas
Def Lion
Screaming Motor Boner
Poison Love
Lion Snake
Steel Coma
German Motor
Golden Monkey
Waste Machine
Fatal Candy Maiden
Steel Clam
Satan's Lion
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