Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate",
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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