Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare with her father,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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