Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on "The Gong Show",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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