Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age with her father,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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