Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The blood test showed I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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