Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

Her rabbi said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her dentist,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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