Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation in September,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies when she shot me,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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