Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The painters knew I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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