Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation in September,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My hamster thought I'd live off her forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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