Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with no clothes on,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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