Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno poppin' uppers,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie when she shot me,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

A Klingon said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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