Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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