Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan in September,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini but I loved her,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The judge declared I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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