Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The judge declared I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in her Maytag,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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