Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito at McDonald's,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I promised her I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it in my Edsel,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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