Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito with her father,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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