Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

She asked me if I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her guru,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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