Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with my best friend,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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