Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a jail cell at McDonald's,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth on her elbows,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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