Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The painters knew I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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