Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The painters knew I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with a robot,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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