Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The judge declared I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her guru,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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