Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway in September,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

A Klingon said I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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