Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno in September,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

I told her shrink I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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