Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with a robot,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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