Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth by the off-ramp,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her guru,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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