Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

She asked me if I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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