Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The painters knew I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd make it on her "Workmate",
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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