Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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