Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan poppin' uppers,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The blood test showed I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on her "Workmate",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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