Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with a robot,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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