Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd salivate forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel in my Edsel,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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