Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a nightmare dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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