Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies on her elbows,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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