Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The painters knew I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off while in labor,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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