Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on her "Workmate",
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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