Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her outside Fresno dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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