Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd run off in her Maytag,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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