Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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